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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

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pettycr0cker:

i miss the old nicki

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

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